Palin for 2012?!? ...Wait ... Really?!?

I thought after a much needed hiatus to clear my thoughts and apply for more jobs I should hit July with something political. Tis the season! Anyway, I am starting to get very very concerned about our great nation, and this concern has been prompted by, among many other things, hearing the latest buzz around Sarah Palin's prospective candidacy. If we as a society, even if on the conservative end of the spectrum, allow her to achieve the Republican nomination... HOLY @*#%!!!!

How can we possibly let this happen? I realize that the unprivileged majority of us (95% or so of Americans) are gravely worried about the nation's economic state of affairs. Is this, however, any reason to dig our hole a few hundred feet deeper than it already is? Lets face it, the B U S H (II) presidency was a key factor to our current dilemma, and now like the masochistic nation we apparently are... we want more. *sigh*

If you follow the news, which I am sure if you are reading this blog you do, than you are undoubtedly aware of some of the absolute garbage tea-baggers are spewing regarding the Obama Administration's spending. Furthermore, they have the uneducated and stubborn among us, who scarily buy into neo-con propaganda all too easily, worried that the end is nigh because of it. Wave a flag around, mix with some cheering and crowds of white people who look like you, and unfortunately Palin may very well become our next president.

Its a hard pill to swallow, and I shake my head every day at the short-lived collective memory of our nation. Let us not forget that even the most CONSERVATIVE estimates put G.W.'s spending at 11.5 trillion over his 8 year presidency. Some have estimated it was actually upwards of 20 trillion. Now I am no math wiz, but I can tell you that what Obama has proposed over the duration of his presidency utterly pales in comparison. Furthermore, to contextualize Bush's spending, he increased the national budget by 104% over that of Clinton!!! And, why? Oh I don't know... a baseless war in Iraq ... a rise in non-military discretionary spending by 96% ... the list goes on my friends.

Unfortunately, we have forgotten all of this, and for the life of us we cannot understand why the Obama Administration has failed to completely untie the knot that was the Bush Administration in not even 2 years. Palin has to be the answer!! *eye roll* Don't fool yourselves. She is too stupid not to surround herself with the same minds that orchestrated the Bush Administration. It will be out-of-control spending tempered by a wave of the flag and speeches about terrorism and family values, which apparently have some unnatural calming effect on the ignorant.

Juris Doctorate: The New Toxic Asset

I was referred to a very interesting article this morning, posted by the Wall Street Journal. The article essentially outlines the very grim outlook for law students and new attorneys we are already all too aware of. Most importantly, the article pays homage to abysmal hiring rates, the heavy burden of high tuition and hints at the low salaries many are now forced to deal with. Personally, I would have preferred a little more substance regarding the last point, but it is a fair article nonetheless.

Low or no salaries coupled with high tuition create a unique breed of degree. Several months ago, a friend of mine used a term to describe our law degrees. He called them "toxic assets," and I can honestly think of no better way to describe the magnitude of our loss. What we are seeing now, and arguably have been seeing even prior to the economic collapse, are artificially inflated tuitions. What makes the law degrees therefrom toxic is that median wages have fallen so unbelievably far in contrast. Ultimately, the holder of the asset is left in a worse position then she was prior to embarking on her educational trek. Furthermore, the disparity we are seeing is not restricted to the legal community. In fact, for years colleges, universities and professional schools alike have been raising tuition based upon completely arbitrary factors, none of which seem to appreciate stagnant or falling wages.

So, what can be done? Well I plan to draft a post specifically dealing with loan forgiveness, but it bears mention that those out there with reduced earning power and sizable student loan debt need to get proactive. You need to petition your representatives and senators for student loan forgiveness now. We have come close with recent legislation providing IBR (Income Based Repayment) and forgiveness after a period of time for those opting to embark on careers in the public sector; this however, does not go far enough. We need a bailout for those who have truly earned it. Additionally, we need to curtail tuition hikes by our educational institutions. Law schools, you are WAY out of control. Colleges and universities, you are not much better. When you draft that letter to your respective senators and representatives, make sure you mention the undeniable need for tuition regulation.

Alternatives to Legal Practice?

So what are the alternatives to legal practice? It seems a fair question for people to be asking. If, like myself, you are hesitant to get into the temp circus, and you are not independently wealthy to the extent you can weather the next few years in unemployed bliss, than where can you make the most of your education and skills? I promise you the list is not extensive, but there are a few things worth mentioning.

For one, I know that there are a slew of administrative and paralegal opportunities out there. To be totally honest, I have had zero luck with these. Even given my enthusiasm in letters of interest, it just seems that many employers want specialized experience. I have even seen paralegal postings of late specifically stating "JDs need not apply." This is not to say that it isn't worth sending out a few feeler resumes, however. Employers seeking administrative or paralegal professionals could be eager to take advantage of the downturn and snag a few overqualified persons to fill their ranks. Ironically too, paralegal salaries are currently far greater than what entry level attorneys are being offered.

It is worth giving props to the public sector. I have to say, almost 3/4 of my resumes have been aimed in this direction. While state and federal budgets have been trimming entry level attorney positions, there are so many other worthwhile opportunities out there. In addition to administrative and paralegal positions, try considering risk assessment, compliance, analyst and contract specialist positions, to name a few. I have even been applying for law enforcement work. Be creative. Most government positions have an experience threshold for the various paygrades associated with them. Furthermore, professional and advanced degrees can supplant certain requisite experience.

I am dealing with the lingering pain of realization; realization that I may never get the chance to practice law. I am finding though, that there are many positions out there I can feel equally as good about placing my efforts behind. It is also worth noting that the public sector has amazing benefits and some of the best compensation available. It doesn't hurt that there is loan forgiveness after ten years either. The same is also true for nonprofits. If, on the other hand, you choose to go into the private sector, just make sure you heavily weigh the pros and cons before committing.

Top Five Gifts for that Special Unemployed Someone

Have an unemployed guy or gal in your life with a birthday coming up? Or perhaps you just want to lift his or her spirits after countless years of fruitless job searching? Well, I may have just what the doctor ordered. I have compiled a list of what I think are perhaps some of the best pick-me-up gifts for the hopelessly unemployed.



#5 Mad Men Barbie Dolls

Thats right. Mattel has come out with a series of dolls based on the popular TV drama. While he or she may not have found the perfect job, or any job for that matter, pick up a couple of these babies and at least they can pretend they have a cushy job with a fictional 60s advertising agency. The best part is, they can be their own boss! Feel free to hire and fire the dolls for no reason at all, you call all the shots. The dolls will never tell.



#4 Championship Beer Pong Table

You know it! Nothing says "I am professionally unemployed" like a healthy drinking habit, and nothing takes you back to your law school days like taking that habit to the competitive level. Now you can take the sting out being unemployed by pretending you haven't actually graduated from law school yet! If you crave a more authentic experience, feel free to hang out in front of your local law school during the day, or even audit a few classes, to drum up recruits for the evening's festivities!



#3 Battling Bush Bop Bag

While these bad boys have been discontinued (gee, I wonder why?), I wholeheartedly encourage you to pick one or more up through E-bay. Although, I am not sure who would want to part with their personal stash. If you are fortunate enough to snag a Bush Bop Bag, imagine the countless hours of fun your unemployed guy or gal could have sticking it to one of the key figures responsible for our economic state of affairs! No reason you can't have fun either. The both of you can pummel the hell out of the Bush Bag by way of tag team matches. And, you can even make a point based drinking game for added fun!




#2 Any MMORPG

Lets face it, nothing is going to make you feel better about your joblessness than creating a fictional character who has all the power and gold you don't. Chances are that everyone who is online at 2pm is also going to be unemployed, so at least you will be in good company. Might I suggest LOTRO ... not that I play MMOs or anything.



#1 Canned Unicorn Meat

Why? No real reason other than its CANNED UNICORN MEAT! If anything this will brighten his or her day. I would be willing to wager that a few crunchy bites of horn laden meat will magically fortify you enough to give you that extra shine come interview time. Who knows? It may very well be the difference maker.

Worth Rolling the Dice on Temp Agencies?

As mentioned in a previous post, this is an issue I am presently struggling with. Whether or not you like it, choosing to take the temp agency leap of faith is a major gamble given the present state of our economy.

Why is it a gamble? For so many reasons, really. For one, the plethora of unemployed attorneys means that wages are lower, especially in the temp market. Expect to see entry level hourly rates of no more than $20 in major metropolitan areas. Moreover, chances are better than not temp positions do not provide benefits. Subtract at least 3-5k annually if health insurance is something you simply cannot live without. If you are planning to start a family, you should also weigh the fact that temp experience is not guaranteed to translate into permanent work. Lets face it, the minimum experience to be considered remotely marketable today is two years. No one can predict how long it will take for this to change, or if it ever will. Consider that when the legal job market received its last blow, in the early 90s, it took three plus years for any semblance of normalization. The magnitude of this recession is beyond comparison. If you have your heart set on having children or buying a home in the next few years, you had better look elsewhere.

Lets say that you tough it out, and gain a year or two of temp experience. There is no guarantee that experience will be looked upon favorably by prospective employers. Why not? Simply put, the chances of you doing any substantive legal work during your first year of temping is slim to none. You will most likely hold document review positions here and there. Now I spoke with a senior hiring partner at a firm in New York, who was very candid in telling me that her firm does not consider document review experience to be desirable. In that context, understand you will also be competing against a whole host of candidates with substantive experience either in the form of clerkship or attorney work. I know of quite a few attorneys from my law school that have one and two years of clerkship experience, and have been unable to secure employment therefrom.

Lastly, it is important to bear in mind that if you are temping in the private sector and your loans enter repayment, low wages will likely force you to choose IBR (Income Based Repayment). If you are paying 15% of your AGI, then you will not be paying down your principal. Rolling the dice on temp work could very well mean increasing what you will have to repay. It is true that the government will pick up the balance of your student loans after 25 years of continuous payment. This is not as attractive, however, as the 10 years offered to those working in the public sector, and far riskier as well.

I am not telling anyone not to choose temp work. I am simply outlining the pros and cons of making such a decision. Unfortunately, at the moment there are far more cons than pros. Again, this is a decision I am reckoning with presently, and while I wholeheartedly desire to practice law, I may have to take my skills to public sector or elsewhere. I have to remember that the decision I make affects other peoples' lives. Staying in limbo and increasing my debt for the next few years may not be all that worthwhile.

Timing of SEC Porn Scandal

If the stories are true about a handful of SEC employees downloading porn on the agency dime, then undoubtedly they should be ashamed and held accountable for their actions. Without pointing fingers, it does seem, however, that certain media outlets are embellishing the magnitude of this "tragedy."

It just seems to me that the timing of this scandal is suspect to say the very least. Not even a week prior to this story breaking, the SEC filed fraud charges against Goldman Sachs. It is no big secret that former Goldman Sachs executives seem to find their way into powerful government positions upon retirement from the private sector, most notably of course with the Department of the Treasury.

I sincerely hope that we see some responsible journalism regarding the SEC lawsuit. While SEC employees downloading porn is certainly unacceptable, this issue outshining what could very well be a productive case against Goldman Sachs would be the real tragedy.

Litmus Test: Boston's Temp Agencies

Well I found something particularly interesting to burn on today. I am registered with a number of legal temp agencies in the greater Boston area, and I decided to give another one a shot this morning. After spending nearly $50.00 to fill my tank and park, I was told by a girl who seems at least a couple of years younger than me that my time as a licensed Massachusetts attorney is only worth $17.00 an hour. Now I never set out to make my millions practicing law. If you can believe it, I genuinely engaged the legal profession to help others. True story. But, with 180k in student loan debt, and factoring in commutation and living expenses, how can I possible manage to survive on $17.00 an hour? I was in all actuality making $15.00 an hour prior to starting college, and I would gladly take the $2.00 an hour pay cut now save the 180k in debt.

For those of you who can't be bothered with math, $17.00 an hour translates into almost 33k a year. Factor in paying for your own health insurance, and you have a whole lot less. Now to be fair, I was told by the nice girl I spoke with that these "entry level" review positions translate into good experience and often serve as entrées to better paying positions either through the agency or elsewhere in the private sector. While that may be true, this kind of exploitation gives "entry level" a whole new meaning. Now I will stop just shy of calling this attorney sweatshop labor, but I will, however, say that I have been starving as a student and digging myself into a massive hole for seven years. Isn't that enough suffering?

Out of all this there is a hint of silver lining. I managed to find out that temp positions are coming back after being entirely stagnant for the past year or so. Furthermore, this is usually a precursor to recovery. That piece of mind may have been worth my $50.00. However far off better times may be, we will though have to struggle with irreparably weakened wages. I should stress boys and girls, as much as it pains me to say it, that we are commodities. And, right now there are so many of us out of work, it makes GM's lots seem empty by comparison. Hopefully this 0% APR on our efforts won't last all that long...